KIDS IN GRADE SCHOOL THINK FAST
(Class 555)
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TEACHER : Why are you late ?
WEBSTER : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign ?
WEBSTER : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water ?
SARAH : H I J K L M N O !!
TEACHER : What are you talking about ?
SARAH : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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TEACHER : George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : George!
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TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today
that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLIE : Me!
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TEACHER : Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN : I is...
TEACHER : No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
ELLEN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
JOHNNY : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
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TEACHER : Now, ! Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating ?
SAM : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
brother's. Did you copy his ?
DESMOND : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people
are no longer interested ?
PUPIL : A teacher.
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edit @ 2 Mar 2008 11:05:34 by rei*
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